1. Socks

Nobody wants socks for Christmas. Or for anything in general. At least if you are going to give someone socks, don't give them those.
2. Water Shoes

These are probably the most cringe worthy type of shoe. You never want to give anyone this. Enough said.
3. Gloves
Not only are they gloves.....they are yellow.
4. Underwear

This is the thing that all grandmas give their grandchildren.
5. Toaster
One of the most random but horrible gifts you could get.
6. Cleaning Supplies
..........I feel bad for you if you ever get this.
7. A scale
This one is just plain rude.
8. Hair Things

Just don't.
9. Spray on hair

I don't even know anymore.
10. Ugly Sweaters

Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you have to.
Is it crazy that I think ugly sweaters make Christmas 1,000 times better?????
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